what was sigmund freud’s favourite indian food?
id-li.
who was the first split personality of india?
jarasandha. because bheema split his body into two.
if john woo had a twin brother, what would be his name?
déjà vu.
what do you call a muslim with a memory problem?
amne-shia.
why did the shrink treat mrs.malathi for phallic fixation?
because she named her sons – rama lingam, sundara lingam & chocka lingam.
a tamilian narcissist went to a restaurant. what did he order?
naan.
a manic depressive walked into an electrical store in india. he ended up buying a fan after talking to the salesman. what did he buy and why?
a polar fan. because he heard the salesman say: buy-polar fans.
what do you call a paranoid chinaman?
bayandhaan kul lee.
why did the builder visit the shrink?
because he had developed a huge complex.
what would be an apt name for a nation built exclusively for psychiatrists?
hallucination.
extracted from my blog - blade pakkiri.
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