Wednesday, June 6, 2007

a parade of crimes

the butcher rips the meat out of the script.
the philosopher sells a soft toy on the road.
the teacher laughs at a potential stand-up comedian.
the olympian picks the wrong pair of shoes.
the monk falls asleep a second before enlightenment.
the crowd boos the prodigy poet off stage.
the actress signs up as a playboy centerfold.
the magician shares his tricks with a confidant.
the loyal husband dates his orkut friend.
the judge writes his sentence under the influence of alcohol.

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